I could totally make an MLP joke right now…
…Nah.
Damn right it’s a blessing
My family is a blessing!
So is mine, my family crest is a unicorn
There is a Joke SCP where you can ad-lib your own
Here [ http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-even-number-j ]
Heres mine.
CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█
Item #: SCP-17-J
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-17-J is to be kept in a Hot Dog-lined containment chamber located in Fort Knox, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 3 Artists armed with Candy.
In the event that SCP-17-J ever begins Running its Neck, Dr. ███████ is to Kill SCP-17-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Alpha-7 (”My Little Pony”) is to be dispatched to SCP-17-J’s last known location.
Description: SCP-17-J is a Happy Cat. Like most members of its species, it is able to Hug dog, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Hot Dog each day.
SCP-17-J’s unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with Cows, which causes it to turn into grass. Whenever this happens, all Trees within a 8 kilometer radius will begin to Rape uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Tara Strong. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-17-J’s anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-17-J was first located in Bitchington square where the Lions were using it in order to Kill all the haters. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Alpha-7 (”My Little Pony”) was able to recover the object with only 657 civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log 17-1
Dr. Austerlitz: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Austerlitz, and I am about to test SCP-17’s reaction to House. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Costea?Dr. Costea: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. Austerlitz: Excellent! I am now introducing the House to 17… hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Costea: Making a note; ‘subject shows high capacity for learning’.
Austerlitz: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it… MEIN GOTT! MEIN Genitalia ! IT’S GOT MEIN Genitalia ! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
It’s just rude not to.
That moment when you meow back and your cat just looks at you weird and walks away and you’re like “wtf did I just say?”
QUICK REBLOG.
Because I just now did it.
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yup, I do that a lot.
As soon as I scrolled past this, I heard my dad meowing at my cat in the kitchen. Too perfect.
I’ve always wanted to cosplay, but I don’t know what I could pull off, any suggestions?
The Fuck is dis shit?
Dis shit is my face…
Da fuk is on your head?
The Mohawk I forgot to spike…
I’ve always wanted to cosplay, but I don’t know what I could pull off, any suggestions?
The Fuck is dis shit?
Dis shit is my face…
Reblog if you’re a gamer who doesn’t cuss out strangers or call them “fags” because they killed you.
